100 rules of dinner.
This is beautiful. Husband and I cook a lot, deeply enjoy food, and like cooking together. Well, sometimes, when we're not grouchy, anyway. Anyway, I identify with so many of these items.
For the record, I'm totally on board with 2, 7, 24, 38, and 95. 88 is the most true thing ever. Oh, 88, I love you so.
Holy crap I had never thought of 25. Where have you been all my life?
91 is true, though Trader Joe's mayonnaise is pretty damn good too. Miracle whip is NOT FOOD.
I disagree oh so strongly with 81. Garlic is never something for moderation. Never.